One afternoon a woman was gardening in her front garden, when she was approached by a stranger. "Excuse me," he said, "I'm thinking of buying the house for sale in this street, I was just wondering if you could tell me - what are the neighbours like around here?" The woman stood up, stretched, and then said, "Well, tell me, what are your neighbours like where you live now?" "Oh, they're terrible people," he said, "Rude, unfriendly, selfish, trouble-makers, I hate them." "Well, I think you'll find the people around here are much the same," replied the woman. The man thanked her, and then left, and she went back to her gardening. An hour later she was interrupted again by a different man. "Excuse me," he said, "I'm thinking of buying the house for sale in this street, I was just wondering if you could tell me - what are the neighbours like around here?" Again, she asked, "Well, t...